Hello UG!
** On Tuesday 30.01.24 - 18:55, Utopian Galt wrote to All:
I want to write a parody song called Enjoy Your Lunch
Talking about a little kid who forgets the worth of a good lunch.
(Verse 1)
It's a lunchtime dilemma, a tale of woe,
Little Timmy forgot, oh where did it go?
He left it at home, his lunchbox is bare,
Now he's facing a lunchtime nightmare.
(Pre-Chorus)
Enjoy your lunch, enjoy your lunch,
But Timmy's got none, he's in a real crunch.
His tummy's a-rumbling, he's feeling the pain,
A lunchtime regret, oh what a shame.
(Chorus)
Enjoy your lunch, enjoy your lunch,
Don't forget it at home, that's a hunch.
Timmy's got the hunger, he's feeling the munch,
Learn the lesson well, enjoy your lunch.
(Verse 2)
In the cafeteria, kids laugh and jest,
Timmy's stomach's growling, he's not impressed.
The teacher says, "Don't worry, it's just one day,"
But Timmy's dreaming of a feast, right away.
(Pre-Chorus)
Enjoy your lunch, enjoy your lunch,
But Timmy's got none, he's in a real crunch.
His tummy's a-rumbling, he's feeling the pain,
A lunchtime regret, oh what a shame.
(Chorus)
Enjoy your lunch, enjoy your lunch,
Don't forget it at home, that's a hunch.
Timmy's got the hunger, he's feeling the munch,
Learn the lesson well, enjoy your lunch.
(Bridge)
So next time you pack, remember the treat,
A sandwich so tasty, and something sweet.
Don't leave it behind, oh what a mess,
Or you'll join Timmy in lunchtime distress.
(Verse 3)
Now Timmy's learned, he won't make that mistake,
His lunchbox is packed, for goodness' sake.
He's savoring each bite, with joy and with glee,
No more lunchtime blues, he's fancy-free.
(Pre-Chorus)
Enjoy your lunch, enjoy your lunch,
No more hunger pangs, just a happy bunch.
Timmy's learned his lesson, he's had his hunch,
Now he knows to always enjoy his lunch.
(Chorus)
Enjoy your lunch, enjoy your lunch,
No more forgotten meals, it's a winning punch.
Timmy's filled with delight, no more a scrunch,
He'll forever cherish and enjoy his lunch!
--- OpenXP 5.0.58
* Origin: What do you call a musician with problems? A trebled man. (21:4/106.21)